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Charlie
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PostSubject: A small tourist ...   A small tourist ... I_icon_minitimeFri Oct 26, 2007 8:40 am

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where
the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble
and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his
bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and
behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase
slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life. She
finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel.
The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey?
You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride
groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Oh God! He told
me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!"

Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: A small tourist ...   A small tourist ... I_icon_minitimeFri Oct 26, 2007 8:49 am

and !! scratchhead
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PostSubject: Re: A small tourist ...   A small tourist ... I_icon_minitimeFri Oct 26, 2007 8:52 am

ROFL rofl2 rofl2 rofl2
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PostSubject: Re: A small tourist ...   A small tourist ... I_icon_minitimeFri Oct 26, 2007 8:53 am

lil'minx wrote:
and !! scratchhead


waddaya mean 'and'????


rolleye2
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PostSubject: Re: A small tourist ...   A small tourist ... I_icon_minitimeFri Oct 26, 2007 9:32 am

lil'minx wrote:
and !! scratchhead

Would you like to
a. ask the audience
b. phone a friend
2. go 50/50

bigroflmao bigroflmao bigroflmao bigroflmao
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PostSubject: Re: A small tourist ...   A small tourist ... I_icon_minitimeFri Oct 26, 2007 9:35 am

spank
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PostSubject: Re: A small tourist ...   A small tourist ... I_icon_minitimeWed Oct 28, 2009 5:29 am

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