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PostSubject: woman an the goblin   Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:32 pm


One morning a woman was walking
out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the
bottom of her garden.


"You're a goblin," she
says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the
goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your
first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I
want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK,
you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second
wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too."
"My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says
"OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have
to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what
it takes..."


Next morning the little man wakes
the woman up.


"Tell me," says the
man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies


"Fuck me", says the
man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"


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PostSubject: Re: woman an the goblin   Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:44 pm

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