Steve is shopping...

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a
great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to
smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.


Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her
parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside
waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a
word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing
dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at
dinner has to do them."

Steve sits down for dinner and It is
just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the
kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So steve decides to have a little
fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with
her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her
dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down,
but no one says a word.

A few minutes later he grabs her mom,
throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his
girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little
happier. But still there is complete silence at the table.


All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of
vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from
the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING
DISHES!!"

:affraid:

LMAO