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PostSubject: Queen Elizabeth II   Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:27 am

Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest hospitals and
during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male
patients was masturbating.

"Oh God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

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doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry your Royal Highness, but
this man has a very serious condition where his testicles fill up
rapidly with semen. If he doesn't do what he is doing at least 5 times
per day, he could swell up and he might die"

"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen, "I was unaware that such a medical condition existed."

On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young, blonde nurse was performing oral sex on another patient.

"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening here?"

The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

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PostSubject: Re: Queen Elizabeth II   Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:31 am

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PostSubject: Re: Queen Elizabeth II   Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:22 pm

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