Our Place
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.



 
Log inLog in  HomeHome  GalleryGallery  Latest imagesLatest images  RegisterRegister  SearchSearch  

 

 i've fallen

Go down 
3 posters
AuthorMessage
lil'minx
Admin
Admin
lil'minx


Female
Number of posts : 455
Age : 60
Location : UK
Humor : flirt
Registration date : 2007-10-19

i've fallen Empty
PostSubject: i've fallen   i've fallen I_icon_minitimeMon Apr 21, 2008 7:04 am

I've Fallen





There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who
kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I
hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone
who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen."
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the
priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest
arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in
town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about
having fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new
priest about the code word.
Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at
the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your
wife fell three times this week."
Back to top Go down
Melons
Admin
Admin
Melons


Female
Number of posts : 507
Age : 52
Location : UK
Humor : just plain bloody daft
Registration date : 2007-10-19

i've fallen Empty
PostSubject: Re: i've fallen   i've fallen I_icon_minitimeMon Apr 21, 2008 2:44 pm

LMAO bigroflmao
Back to top Go down
angerwu99
Member
Member



Number of posts : 3
Age : 36
Location : shenzhen
Registration date : 2009-09-03

i've fallen Empty
PostSubject: Re: i've fallen   i've fallen I_icon_minitimeThu Sep 03, 2009 5:56 am

Back to top Go down
Sponsored content





i've fallen Empty
PostSubject: Re: i've fallen   i've fallen I_icon_minitime

Back to top Go down
 
i've fallen
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Our Place :: OURPLACE JOKES :: Clean ones....-
Jump to: