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PostSubject: There was once...   Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:52 pm

There
was ouce this man who used to go this bar at the end of the street
everynight. One day this guy went he saw this enourmus man with all
these musceles but with this puny head. After stairing at the guy for
over 5 hours he decided to go ask how this happened. He went over and
began to ask. Hi man I don't mean any harm but how did you get all
those musceles but that small head.The man began his confession.Ounce
long ago I was in the marines on this top secret mission but the
submarine had gotten sunk. Luckily I washed up on this beach. As I was
walking along the beach I saw a mermaid. I spoke to her and she said Oh
my! Somone has finally found me I will grant you 3 wishes. First the
man said I want to be super strong and have all sorts of musceles POOF!
Wow that was cool Second I want to be the smartest man in the world
POOF WOW! I know everything. Third he was like well man I have'nt had
sex in years I want you to have hot naked sex with me. The mermaid
replied! I cant do that. So he said "HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HEAD" POOF





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PostSubject: Re: There was once...   Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:27 am

LMAO

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