This one made my day! Enjoy :)
As an airplane is about to crash, a female
passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to
die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there
someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a
woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says,
"Here, iron this!".