Dedicate a song to someone

For you lil'minx....


I drove my tractor through your haystack last night

(ooh aah ooh aah)

I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet

(ooh aah ooh aah)

Now something's telling me

That you'm avoiding me

Come on now darling you've got something I need



Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key

Come on now let's get together

In perfect harmony

I got twenty acres

An' you got forty-three

Now I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key



She made I laugh ha ha



I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need

We'll 'ave twins and triplets

I'm a man built for speed

And you know I'll love you darlin'

So give me your hand

But what I want the most

Is all they acres of land



Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key

Come on now let's get together

In perfect harmony

I got twenty acres

An' you got forty-three

Now I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key



Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all



For seven long years I've been alone in this place

Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace

Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind

I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime



Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key

Come on now let's get together

In perfect harmony

I got twenty acres

An' you got forty-three

Now I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key



Who loves ya baby ha



Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance

I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants

In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand

We had our photos took and us holding hands



Now I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key

Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me

Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me

Coz I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key



Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land

CHORUS:)
We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up ev'rybody and sing

Ev'ryone can see we're together
As we walk on by
(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a feather
I won't tell no lie
(ALL!) all of the people around us they say
Can they be that close
Just let me state for the record
We're giving love in a family dose

(CHORUS x2)

Living life is fun and we've just begun
To get our share of the world's delights
(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the future
And our goal's in sight
(WE!) no we don't get depressed
Here's what we call our golden rule
Have faith in you and the things you do
You won't go wrong
This is our family Jewel

i would like to dedicate this to you all !!!
*clears throat. taps the mic*

There I was, a-digging this hole

Hole in the ground, so big and sort of round it was

And there was I, digging it deep

It was flat at at the bottom and the sides were steep

When along comes this bloke in a bowler which he lifted and scratched his head

Well he looked down the hole, poor demented soul and he said

Do you mind if I make a suggestion?

Don’t dig there, dig it elsewhere

Your digging it round and it ought to be square

The shape of it’s wrong, it’s much much too long

And you can’t put hole where a hole don’t belong

I ask, what a liberty eh?

Nearly bashed him right in the bowler

Well there was I, stood in me hole

Shovelling earth for all that I was worth I was

And there was him, standing up there

So grand and official with his nose in the air

So I gave him a look sort of sideways and I leaned on me shovel and sighed

Well I lit me a fag and having took a drag I replied

I just couldn’t bear, to dig it elsewhere

I’m digging it round cos I don’t want it square

And if you disagree it doesn’t bother me

That’s the place where the holes gonna be

Well there we were, discussing this hole

Hole in the groud so big and sort of round it was

It’s not there now, the ground’s all flat

And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat

And that’s that

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