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PostSubject: An American tourist ...   Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:21 am

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very
sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week
after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find
his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never
having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the
man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a
couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you.
You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of
here. We know very little about it".

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc".

The doctor answers: "I'm sorry,there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis".

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".

The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice".

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and
proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very lare disease".

guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what we
can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta,
always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!"

"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.

"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait another couple of weeks. Penis fall off by itself!"


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