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		<title>Dirty Ones...</title>
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		<description>Yep, the one's you WOULDN'T tell at a kid's party!</description>
		<lastBuildDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 06:18:23 GMT</lastBuildDate>
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			<title>Thanks Giving—Aiseesoft Giving thanks to All(30% off)</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/thanks-givingaiseesoft-giving-thanks-to-all30-off-t367.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>regttey</dc:creator>
			<description>Family party, roast turkey, saying thanks to your families. That is the best time of a year—Thanksgiving Day.

Aiseesoft also gives our “Thanks” to all of you for the support of our product and service. Aiseesoft takes off 30% price from the following products. You can get 30% off by using the coupon code after the product name.(Only buy from official website)

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For Windows Users:

Aiseesoft iPhone Software Pack: it includes DVD to iPhone Converter,  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 06:18:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A small tourist ...</title>
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			<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
			<description>A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where

the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble

and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his

bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman. 



 But lo and

behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase

slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life. She

finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel.

The clerk  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:40:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/a-small-tourist-t98.htm#426</comments>
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			<title>Full Guide: How to convert any DVD and videos to iPod Touch/</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/full-guide-how-to-convert-any-dvd-and-videos-to-ipod-touch-t293.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>emmaemma</dc:creator>
			<description>Many people now have iPods. But they often get difficulties in conversions such as: rip DVD to iPod Touch/Classic/Nano, Convert Video to iPod Touch/Classic/Nano, Convert Protected Videos/Music to iPod Touch/Classic/ Nano. In order to solve these problems I introduce three converting tools: Cucusoft DVD to iPod Converter, Cucusoft iPod Movie/Video Converter, Daniusoft Digital Media Converter. What you need are an iPod Touch/Classic/Nano and the converting tools above. You can download the softwares  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 04:21:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/full-guide-how-to-convert-any-dvd-and-videos-to-ipod-touch-t293.htm#1509</comments>
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			<title>How to Put Movies and Music on iPod for Mac/Windows User</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/how-to-put-movies-and-music-on-ipod-for-mac-windows-user-t307.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>incrediboy7</dc:creator>
			<description>It is very expensive to buy movies and music from iTune. And you have to waste the movie video and music in hand. Have you ever been caught in such a situation? 

Want to get rid of this? 

Please continue.

It is very easy. You will feel ease only with the iPod video converter.

This iPod video converter can convert HD TS, HD MTS, HD M2TS, HD MEG4, HD WMV, HD MOV, HD H.264, HD RM etc, along with MPG, MPEG, MPEG2, SWF, FLV, VOB, MOD, MP4, H.264, M4V, AVI, WMV, 3GP, 3GPP, MOV, DivX, XviD, Quciktime  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:54:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/how-to-put-movies-and-music-on-ipod-for-mac-windows-user-t307.htm#1537</comments>
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			<title>How to Convert Video to AVI/MP4/MPG/MOD/MOV/MKV/WMV/DivX/Xvi</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/how-to-convert-video-to-avi-mp4-mpg-mod-mov-mkv-wmv-divx-xvi-t304.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>diudiu81</dc:creator>
			<description>I believe you all have at least one of these Sansa, iPod, iPhone, Walkman, Creative Zen, Apple TV, Nokia, Zune, PSP. Actually these portable devices cannot accept all formats of video, so lots of wonderful video can only be enjoyed on computer and it is so inconvenient. 

It doesn’t matter. It is very easy to be solved as long as you have the Video converter ([url= Mac]http://tipard.com/video-converter-for-mac.html]Mac video converter[/url]) or ([url= video]http://www.tipard.com/video-converter.html]video  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:58:25 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/how-to-convert-video-to-avi-mp4-mpg-mod-mov-mkv-wmv-divx-xvi-t304.htm#1530</comments>
			<guid>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/how-to-convert-video-to-avi-mp4-mpg-mod-mov-mkv-wmv-divx-xvi-t304.htm</guid>
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			<title>How to enjoy HD Video on your iPod in easy steps(For Windows</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/how-to-enjoy-hd-video-on-your-ipod-in-easy-stepsfor-windows-t263.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Christopher00</dc:creator>
			<description>Dreaming at enjoying HD video on your iPod?

Now this article is exactly designed for iPod, which will show the easy steps to enjoy HD video on your iPod.

For Windows users:

How to enjoy HD Video on your iPod

What you need is Tipard iPod Video Converter

Preparation: Download Tipard iPod Video Converter, install and run it.



Step 1: Click &quot;Add File&quot; to import your video or audio files

Step 2: Select output format.

After you select the files you want to convert, you can select  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:48:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/how-to-enjoy-hd-video-on-your-ipod-in-easy-stepsfor-windows-t263.htm#1465</comments>
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			<title>horny husband</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/horny-husband-t205.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>lil'minx</dc:creator>
			<description>Husband wakes at 5 in the morning feeling realy horny, He nudges his 

        wife and says,"honey give me a blow job." His wife says, "sweetheart 

        im tired, just have a wank in a glass and ill drink it in the morning





















 </description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:12:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/horny-husband-t205.htm#1276</comments>
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			<title>caught short in the cinema...</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/caught-short-in-the-cinema-t201.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>lil'minx</dc:creator>
			<description>sorry lol 







There's a young 

couple in the cinema. The girl says, &quot;I must have a piss, can I squeeze past you?&quot;

&quot;Why don't you squat down on the floor and do it&quot; says the boyfriend. &quot;You'll 

have to disturb all these people, besides its dark, no one will see you.&quot;

&quot;OK&quot; she says. She pulls her drawers down and squats on the floor. The bloke starts 

feeling horny at the thought of her down there, so he reaches down and makes a 

grab. 

He feels  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:14:30 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/caught-short-in-the-cinema-t201.htm#1266</comments>
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			<title>things you prob shouldnt say to your lover while he is naked</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/things-you-prob-shouldnt-say-to-your-lover-while-he-is-naked-t192.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>lil'minx</dc:creator>
			<description>1 

This explains your car.

2 I never saw one like that before. 

3 But it still works, right? 

4 Are you cold?

5 I guess this makes me the early bird. 

6 Ahhhh, it's cute.

7 Can I be honest with you? 

8 Maybe it looks better in natural light.

9 Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 

10 Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?





omg   so funny </description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 20:10:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/things-you-prob-shouldnt-say-to-your-lover-while-he-is-naked-t192.htm#1213</comments>
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			<title>An American tourist ...</title>
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			<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
			<description>An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very

sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week

after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find

his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. 



Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never

having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the

man to return in two days for the results. 



 The man returns a

couple of days  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:21:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/an-american-tourist-t156.htm#907</comments>
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			<title>A man goes....</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/a-man-goes-t155.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
			<description>A man goes to his physician to pick up his sick wife's results. The

nurse on reception asks him the family name to which he replies 'Smith'.



'Mr

Smith, we have so many of them that we can't find them. We've narrowed

them down to two. Either she came in for an AIDS test or an ALZHEIMERS'

test.'



'What shall I do?' exclaimed the concerned husband.



'Well I suggest you take your wife into town and leave her there. If she finds her own way home DON'T fuck her.'





 </description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:16:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A white girl...</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/a-white-girl-t151.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
			<description>A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up

armchair. &quot;Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?&quot; she asked. Her dad

looked up to her and said, &quot;Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n

yew wants to borrer th' truck.&quot; &quot;But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!&quot; the white

girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. &quot;Yew know

perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, bitch!&quot; The white girl

complied and started sucking her dad's  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:39:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/a-white-girl-t151.htm#809</comments>
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			<title>nuns !</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/nuns-t142.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>the_jack_of_hearts</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Elizabeth are walking through the park
<br />
when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits are ripped from them
<br />
and the men begin to sexually assault them. 
<br />

<br />

<br />

<br />
Sister Elizabeth casts her eyes heavenward and cries, &quot;Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he is doing!&quot; 
<br />

<br />

<br />

<br />
Sister Mary turns and moans, &quot;Oh God, mine does!!!&quot;]]></description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:00:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/nuns-t142.htm#693</comments>
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			<title>lets swap !!!!!</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/lets-swap-t134.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>the_jack_of_hearts</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[&quot;Darling&quot; says a husband coyly to his wife:
<br />

<br />
&quot;let's swap positions tonight&quot;. &quot;What a good
<br />

<br />
idea&quot; she replies, &quot;you stand in front of the
<br />

<br />
ironing board, and I'll sit in front of the
<br />

<br />
TV and fart&quot;.]]></description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:00:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/lets-swap-t134.htm#657</comments>
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			<title>man pinches his wifes arse</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/man-pinches-his-wifes-arse-t132.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>the_jack_of_hearts</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Man pinches his wifes a*se and says if you
<br />

<br />
firm this up you could get rid of your
<br />

<br />
girdle. Later in bed he squeezed her Boobs
<br />

<br />
and said if you firmed these up you could get
<br />

<br />
rid of your bra! She turned and grabbed his
<br />

<br />
manhood and said &quot;If you firmed this up we
<br />

<br />
could get rid of the gardender, the milkman
<br />

<br />
and your f***ing brother!!!&quot;]]></description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:44:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/man-pinches-his-wifes-arse-t132.htm#645</comments>
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			<title>men prob best  not look!</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/men-prob-best-not-look-t57.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>lil'minx</dc:creator>
			<description>Why are vibrators better than men? 



Because they never screw other women, never come in drunk, and you don't have to do their laundry!  







What is the difference between men and women?



A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need........ 



A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need 











Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets?



So they can run their fingers through their hair! 



         </description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 16:14:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/men-prob-best-not-look-t57.htm#195</comments>
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			<title>A man walks into a bar...</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/a-man-walks-into-a-bar-t131.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
			<description>A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar andasks for a beer.

&quot;Certainly sir, that'll be one cent.&quot;

&quot;ONE CENT!&quot; exclaimed the guy.

The barman replied &quot;Yes.&quot;

So the guy glances over at the menu and he asks, &quot;Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?&quot;

&quot;Certainly sir&quot; replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money.&quot;

&quot;How much money?&quot; inquires the guy.

&quot;4 cents&quot;,  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:42:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/a-man-walks-into-a-bar-t131.htm#635</comments>
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			<title>There was a guy...</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/there-was-a-guy-t124.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
			<description>There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.



 When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there in just his underwear.



 &quot;What the hell are you supposed to be?&quot; asked the host.



 &quot;A premature ejaculation,&quot; said the man. &quot;I just came in my pants!&quot;



 </description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:32:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/there-was-a-guy-t124.htm#569</comments>
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			<title>A woman on a balcony</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/a-woman-on-a-balcony-t117.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>lil'minx</dc:creator>
			<description>A woman was shaking 

out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind 

blew her over the railing. &quot;Damn, that was stupid,&quot; she thought as she fell. &quot;What 

a way to die.&quot;



As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his 

arms. 



While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, &quot;Do you suck?&quot;



&quot;No!&quot; she shrieked, aghast.



So, he dropped her. 



As she passed the  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 13:06:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/a-woman-on-a-balcony-t117.htm#523</comments>
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			<title>finger!</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/finger-t115.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>lil'minx</dc:creator>
			<description>



             My cousin, Keno worked off

shore..halfway into his shift, he calls his wife...Honey don't worry, I

am ok. An accident occured and my finger was cut OFF...She yells, The

hole finger? NO, NO, the one right next to it.....

 </description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:11:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/finger-t115.htm#507</comments>
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			<title>A blind carpenter...</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/a-blind-carpenter-t114.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
			<description>A blind carpenter walks into a lumber mill and shouts out, &quot;I am a blind carpenter and I need a job.&quot;



The foreman walks over to the blind carpenter and says, &quot;If you're blind, how can you work in a lumber yard?&quot;



The blind carpenter says, &quot;I can tell any piece of lumber by it's smell.&quot;



The foreman says &quot;O.K. I'll give you a test and if you pass the test, you've got a job.&quot;



The

foreman takes the carpenter over to a table and says, &quot;I will  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:00:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/a-blind-carpenter-t114.htm#505</comments>
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			<title>A guy is stranded...</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/a-guy-is-stranded-t113.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
			<description>A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for

company. There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is

beautiful, so he is doing alright. But after a few months he gets

&quot;lonely&quot;, if you know what I mean. The pig starts to look more and more

attractive – soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc. Hut every time

this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at

him and once almost bit his leg. Very frustrating. 



 One day the guy sees  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:05:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/a-guy-is-stranded-t113.htm#498</comments>
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			<title>First meeting...</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/first-meeting-t110.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc99/ourplaceonthenet/pic.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:27:25 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/first-meeting-t110.htm#488</comments>
			<guid>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/first-meeting-t110.htm</guid>
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			<title>It ain't easy being a dick...</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/it-ain-t-easy-being-a-dick-t99.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc99/ourplaceonthenet/Cartoon.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:58:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/it-ain-t-easy-being-a-dick-t99.htm#434</comments>
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			<title>Steve is shopping...</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/steve-is-shopping-t97.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
			<description>Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a

great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to

smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. 





Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her

parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside

waiting for him. &quot;No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a

word.&quot; She tells him, &quot;Our family had a fight a while ago about doing

dishes.  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:36:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/steve-is-shopping-t97.htm#424</comments>
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			<title>bloody men!</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/bloody-men-t89.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>lil'minx</dc:creator>
			<description>

As an airplane is about to crash,

            a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, &quot;If I'm

            going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.&quot;

            

She removes all her clothing and

            asks, &quot;Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make

            me feel like a woman?&quot;

            

A man stands up, removes his

            shirt and says, &quot;Here, iron this!&quot;. 





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			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:29:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/bloody-men-t89.htm#349</comments>
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			<title>4 kinds of sex</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/4-kinds-of-sex-t91.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>lil'minx</dc:creator>
			<description>There are four kinds of sex :

            HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and

            have sex all over the house in every room.

            BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for

            a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

            HALL SEX - After you've been married for many,

            many years you just pass each other in the hall and say &quot;FUCK

            YOU&quot;

            COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer

         ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:34:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/4-kinds-of-sex-t91.htm#351</comments>
			<guid>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/4-kinds-of-sex-t91.htm</guid>
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			<title>woman an the goblin</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/woman-an-the-goblin-t90.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>lil'minx</dc:creator>
			<description>

One morning a woman was walking

            out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the

            bottom of her garden.

            

&quot;You're a goblin,&quot; she

            says, &quot;I caught you and you owe me three wishes!&quot;. So the

            goblin replies &quot;OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your

            first wish?&quot;. The woman stops and thinks for a second, &quot;I

            want a huge mansion to live in.&quot;, goblins  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:32:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/woman-an-the-goblin-t90.htm#350</comments>
			<guid>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/woman-an-the-goblin-t90.htm</guid>
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			<title>25th wedding anniversary</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/25th-wedding-anniversary-t88.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>lil'minx</dc:creator>
			<description>

A man and his wife go to their

            honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected

            on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband,

            &quot;When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was

            going through your mind?&quot;

            

The husband replied, &quot;All I

            wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits

            dry.&quot;

            

Then, as the wife undressed,  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:27:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/25th-wedding-anniversary-t88.htm#348</comments>
			<guid>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/25th-wedding-anniversary-t88.htm</guid>
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			<title>Queen Elizabeth II</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/queen-elizabeth-ii-t59.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
			<description>Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest hospitals and

during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male

patients was masturbating.



&quot;Oh God,&quot; said the Queen, &quot;that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?&quot;



The

doctor leading the tour explains, &quot;I am sorry your Royal Highness, but

this man has a very serious condition where his testicles fill up

rapidly with semen. If he doesn't do what he is doing at least 5 times

per  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 16:27:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/queen-elizabeth-ii-t59.htm#203</comments>
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			<title>A woman in a bar...</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/a-woman-in-a-bar-t58.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
			<description>A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to

enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, &quot;Hey, you don't need

surgery to do that. 



  I know how to do it without surgery.&quot; 



  The lady asks, &quot;How do I do it without surgery?&quot; 



  &quot;Just rub toilet paper between them.&quot; 



  Startled the lady asks, &quot;How does that make them bigger?&quot; 



  &quot;I don't know, but it worked for your ass.&quot;





 </description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 16:21:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/a-woman-in-a-bar-t58.htm#199</comments>
			<guid>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/a-woman-in-a-bar-t58.htm</guid>
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			<title>Would you employ her?</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/would-you-employ-her-t31.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j192/devonmonkey111/64645599.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:24:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/would-you-employ-her-t31.htm#82</comments>
			<guid>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/would-you-employ-her-t31.htm</guid>
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			<title>There was once...</title>
			<link>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/there-was-once-t23.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
			<description>There

was ouce this man who used to go this bar at the end of the street

everynight. One day this guy went he saw this enourmus man with all

these musceles but with this puny head. After stairing at the guy for

over 5 hours he decided to go ask how this happened. He went over and

began to ask. Hi man I don't mean any harm but how did you get all

those musceles but that small head.The man began his confession.Ounce

long ago I was in the marines on this top secret mission but the

submarine  ...</description>
			<category>Dirty Ones...</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 22:52:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://ourplaceonthenet.forumotion.com/dirty-ones-f17/there-was-once-t23.htm#44</comments>
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